Movie Night + the rest of the day:)

It's Saturday... and guess how I spent my lovely afternoon? Yep, that is correct! Working and attending staff meeting... Fun, right? Not exactly! ha but I also did some fun things:
~ I went to Denny's and had my second breakfast of the day with some of the most entertaining people I know!
~ Me and my sister, Erin went to get popcorn at the theater, twenty minutes after I got off work. Then she wouldn't believe me that Enoch was actually accessible without the traveling on the freeway... we even took a field trip to the wonderful city of Enoch! Spectacular.
~ Mom, Collette, Erin and I watched our favorite movie: 'Despicable Me' :) That movie is hilarious! Best movie of all time and it doesn't matter how many times you've seen it... the funny parts are STILL super funny!! Even if it is the 297th time watching that movie... haha. Although mom and I were the only ones to actually watch the whole thing (the other two fell asleep, absolutely a pity) it was still a wonderful night.
~ The last thing I got to do today was make a little message that I could put with the treat my visiting teaching partner is making. The saying is from President Uchtdorf's talk from the Relief Society broadcast. It says, “Our journey toward perfection is long, but we can find wonder and delight in even the tiniest steps in that journey.”

~Dieter F. Uchtdorf

Isn't it so great!? I love this quote and I hope the sister in my ward does too!

Yeah! Time change rules!!

http://www.aupairint.com/images/stories/Au_Pair_in_Australia.pdf

I want to become an Au Pair SUPER bad!! Think about it! Exploring the wonderful country of Australia while I have a job... Oh that would be absolutely wonderful :) I can only imagine it now...
This is one of the things that totally interests me:) It will definitely be something to start saving immediately for!!!!

"I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid and others I'd love to punch in the face"
"'You are what you eat.' That's strange, I don't think eaten any sexy beasts today..."
"I'm sarcastic. What's your superpower?"
"Follow your dreams. Except for the one where you fly, that never ends well."
"A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calender says W T F..."
"'Don't forget: you are what you eat.' 'I need to eat a skinny person.'"
"The only thing that keeps me going is how brilliant and amazing I am."
"Talking behind my back? that means my life is obviously more interesting than yours."
"All I want is peace, love, understanding and a chocolate bar bigger than my head!"

These are just snippets of the glorious things I do on a daily basis :)

Awesome Pickup Lines

Pick Up Lines

These are some freaking hilarious pickup lines I found on the internet! They are a hoot!! The ones that are bolded are the ones I enjoyed the most :)

Guy: Hi! Can I ask you a question? Girl: Ummm, yeah! Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?

Him: Can I have directions? Her: To where? Him: To your heart.

Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Him: You look like my first wife! Her: How many wives have you had? Him: None

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Him: POOF! Her: What are you doing? Him: I'm here, what are your other two wishes?

Him: Giant polar bear. Her: What? Him: It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is...

You are so hot, when I look at you I get a tan

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Him: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Him: Well then, please start.

You should be someone's wife. How about mine?

We’re going to know each other eventually, why not now?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Are you a magnet because I’m attracted to you?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I hope there's a fireman around, because you're smokin'!

I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?” You - "When you fell from heaven."

Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????

Tuesday

First of all, tonight must have been the night to walk down the street. I don't think anybody knew this but sidewalks still exist even when it's dark. In fact, they are very much recommended. I definitely suggest walking on the sidewalk, especially if it is night outside! For goodness sakes, people, use the sidewalk so I don't fret as I come around the corner to find some person walking inches away from death by a car! 

Okay, now, that is the end of my rampage.

I don't know why people all of a sudden feel to put inspiring quotes as their status but I sure do love it... like this one:

             "People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason the world is in chaos is because things are being loved and people are being used." ~Unknown

That unknown character really seems to write the most inspiring things!! :) haha... but seriously, wasn't that a good one? 

 

Well, now I'm gonna start homework... Bye!