Awesome Pickup Lines

Pick Up Lines

These are some freaking hilarious pickup lines I found on the internet! They are a hoot!! The ones that are bolded are the ones I enjoyed the most :)

Guy: Hi! Can I ask you a question? Girl: Ummm, yeah! Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?

Him: Can I have directions? Her: To where? Him: To your heart.

Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Him: You look like my first wife! Her: How many wives have you had? Him: None

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Him: POOF! Her: What are you doing? Him: I'm here, what are your other two wishes?

Him: Giant polar bear. Her: What? Him: It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is...

You are so hot, when I look at you I get a tan

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Him: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Him: Well then, please start.

You should be someone's wife. How about mine?

We’re going to know each other eventually, why not now?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Are you a magnet because I’m attracted to you?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I hope there's a fireman around, because you're smokin'!

I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?” You - "When you fell from heaven."

Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????

Thursday :)

Today as I was looking on my facebook page... I found the most glorious picture of a very VERY attractive man: Chris Hemsworth :) 

Oh baby! I can't get over how handsome he is!! He is Thor in the movie 'Thor' :) Too bad he's married... But he's from AUSTRALIA!! No wonder I love him! I have a thing for Australian men...

Smile!

I had a very enjoyable Sunday. It started out at the mission farewell of my friend Erik. He's going to Germany, where in fact he will be speaking German. It's so fun to see my friend's leave for missions. Yes, it is sad to say goodbye but  I know that they are doing something wonderful and that it brings many blessings for all those involved. Afterwards, my friends and I went to Ally's house to make cookies. I love cookies! It was so much fun to be with them because I haven't really hung out with them since I graduated. We made the cookies and ate them and then it was time to go to Erik's house because he invited us to come to a farewell dinner thing. We decided to walk there and at the time, we didn't think it was going to be that far... it was like a whole mile! Not to mention it was windy and cold... It was still fun because we got to just be with each other. At Erik's, there was so much yummy food! There were soo many people that came. It was crazy! The entire school was there supporting him! My friend Tina was in town this weekend too. It was so good to see her! She's like my best friend and I haven't seen her for two months!
Needless to say that I have amazing friends and I'm happy of the wonderful example they set for me!
I'm sitting on my porch right now and I'm beginning to rethink that idea because it is soo cold! It has been raining all day long and this is the coldest weather we've had here in a long time!
If anyone has ever seen "Waiting for Forever" its like the saddest movie of all time. I was thinking it was going to be a cute little romance that would make me feel so happy about life but that was not the case... It was sad, but it was also good in some weird way. I like romance-y things but lately they haven't been very up-lifting! It's a pity too because I always used to think that my life was going to turn out to be some amazing 'Happily Ever After' moment and it's starting to become real to me that the way Disney Princess's live their lives doesn't actually happen... As much as I would like to think, I can't have little forest animals clean my house while we sing a catchy tune or have them frolic with me through large fields of flowers. And the saddest part of all is that my prince won't be coming for me on a beautiful white horse... :( I'm sorry if whoever reads this still thinks it will happen for them one day, but if you want, you can still go on thinking that! Even though it might never happen for me that way, I still love to sing the songs that help me think that it might. 'Someday my prince will come...' 'I'm wishing, for the one I love, to find me, today!' I can't help but sing the songs... They really are catchy! It the movie I just watched, one of the characters said, 'Life isn't a bowl of cherries, everything doesn't turn out just peachy.' I still hope that it does! :)