Awesome Pickup Lines

Pick Up Lines

These are some freaking hilarious pickup lines I found on the internet! They are a hoot!! The ones that are bolded are the ones I enjoyed the most :)

Guy: Hi! Can I ask you a question? Girl: Ummm, yeah! Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?

Him: Can I have directions? Her: To where? Him: To your heart.

Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Him: You look like my first wife! Her: How many wives have you had? Him: None

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Him: POOF! Her: What are you doing? Him: I'm here, what are your other two wishes?

Him: Giant polar bear. Her: What? Him: It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is...

You are so hot, when I look at you I get a tan

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Him: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Him: Well then, please start.

You should be someone's wife. How about mine?

We’re going to know each other eventually, why not now?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Are you a magnet because I’m attracted to you?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I hope there's a fireman around, because you're smokin'!

I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?” You - "When you fell from heaven."

Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????

"I get a little bit stronger..."

As you may have noticed, I'm listening to music. The title of this post is the the title of one of my most favorite songs. "A Little Bit Stronger" by Sara Evans :) Oh I love how music calms me and makes me feel absolutely wonderful!
Well, yesterday, I had the opportunity to read my cousin Jeff's blog. He's on his mission in Madagascar and I didn't get to attend his farewell... But now I can see all these pictures and hear all about his mission. If I chose to go on a mission I would definitely continue my blog so everyone could follow it and know I was still alive.
Every Tuesday and Thursday, Malorie, Molly, sometimes Krystal, and I go to the library to study. It is so much fun! I never thought that spending an entire afternoon in the library could be so awesome! Those girls are my favorite and such a hoot!
So for the past three Wednesdays I've been going to a Square Dancing club. Oh I love it! There is mostly elderly people that go, actually all of them are older that 60, but it is still so much fun! The people are wonderful and I always love being there even if the person I bring bugs me...

Um... yep, that is the answer

I haven't blogged in a very long time and maybe 2 in the morning isn't a good time but oh well! There are many stories that I have just been holding in and I think it may be about time I share them...
#1:  On the 26th of September, I went to help set up a Spook Alley type deal at the old hospital. That place is freaking weird! I hated every second I was there. It isn't clean or safe and there is nasty stuff everywhere! It's gross. Anyway, it was me, Clarissa, a girl named Olivia, Dane, and two people I think I met once; a boy and a girl, they both looked like real winners. We were covering all the windows with black plastic to make it dark and what not. I was in charge of handing the boy and Olivia duck tape to hang up the plastic, it was very simple and that is my expertise. Well, the boy would stretch his arm up and every time he did I had to look away. I learned this because the first time he reached up, I noticed he had a huge hole in his underwear, right where his bum crack was... Yep, it was disgusting! I didn't know him well enough to say, "DUDE. That is sick!" So I just looked away. Gag!
#2:  The next day, I was working and these two boys came in. Every time they come, they get themselves a extra-large diet pepsi, no ice. I got one then handed it to him and after he paid, he said I was very nice and that we should go out some time. He then went on to say that if the date went well we could eventually share his last name. Funny right? I get hit on and proposed to in the same shift!
#3: Final story of today... So yesterday, it was Ladies Night at Deseret Book and so me and my mother decided to go. I thought it was just gonna be like every other night at the book store but boy, was I wrong! They had prizes and cookies and fabulous truffles and 20% off of everything in the store. It was kinda a big deal. There were ladies out the wazoo! I was shocked when we walked in to look at the sea of women. I had to squeeze my body around every bookshelf just to get anywhere! It was utter chaos but it was also a very wonderful night! I ended up spending $40 on a book, "A Modest Proposal", a journal and my very own Hymn book :)
Well that's all... Oh, I might end up going to the football in California: SUU vs. Cal Poly :) Super excited!!