Awesome Pickup Lines

Pick Up Lines

These are some freaking hilarious pickup lines I found on the internet! They are a hoot!! The ones that are bolded are the ones I enjoyed the most :)

Guy: Hi! Can I ask you a question? Girl: Ummm, yeah! Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?

Him: Can I have directions? Her: To where? Him: To your heart.

Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Him: You look like my first wife! Her: How many wives have you had? Him: None

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Him: POOF! Her: What are you doing? Him: I'm here, what are your other two wishes?

Him: Giant polar bear. Her: What? Him: It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is...

You are so hot, when I look at you I get a tan

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Him: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Him: Well then, please start.

You should be someone's wife. How about mine?

We’re going to know each other eventually, why not now?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Are you a magnet because I’m attracted to you?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I hope there's a fireman around, because you're smokin'!

I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?” You - "When you fell from heaven."

Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????